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A week wouldn’t be complete without seeing some sort of midnight movie, right?

Right.

After a night of filming, we decided to catch the Total Recall. I was at the panel at last year’s San Diego Comic Con to sit through Recall to, I believe to see the Amazing Spider-Man panel. Totally worth it. I remember seeing all the preview scenes, hearing all of the idiots try an Irish accent to try and impress Colin Farrell, and everyone asking Len Wiseman how he felt about directing his own wife to kiss Farrell.

The entire time I was wondering if Wiseman was going to use the iconic “Twoooo Weeeeeeks” phrase, if he was going to do this and that from the original- but most imperative- was he going to bring about the the three-boobed hussy. Everything, and I mean everything, is better with three boobs. Or a boob where one wasn’t before. Boobs.

Just ask anyone who was a fan of Fight Club. Men aren’t supposed to have boobs, yet Meatloaf is credited as “Bob- with bitchtits”. His character was great! Would it have been the same had he no man-cleavage? This author decries NAY!

You’re probably wondering one of three things:

  • The dude’s got a point.
  • What an asshole.
  • I need more convincing.

For those who think I’m an asshole for saying these things, you may have a point. But then again, I’m merely stating publicly that boobs are fantastic things. Their essence is a thing of beauty in-and-of-itself. I mean, we all know it’s a fat-sac, yet men drool over them and some women are envious of other women’s breasts. Boobs are a magical, wonderful thing. The sooner you come to this understanding, the better you’ll sleep at night.

And for those of who you need more convincing, think of the most manly thing you can think of and on “Three”, I’ll say mine. And then I’ll tell you how to make it awesome with boobs.

Ready? 1……2…….3……BATMAN.

Total man, total mystery, total awesome. How to make it awesome with boobs? Batgirl. Barbara Gordon or Cassandra Cain, your call. Either way, Batman is equally awesome with boobs.

Booyah.


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