Dear Constituents -slash- Asshats, We, Scott and Logan, of the Freaking Movie Fools, have been infected with a terribly awesome fever. The fever of man-pride- the fever to save balls..I mean…for..balls..I mean..SHIT! BALLS! Yes, if you are alive and not a complete idiot, you’ll know it’s November. “What rhymes with November, dearest Movie Fools?” FUCKIN
First things first: This movie has been out since 2008 and I’ve just now seen it. Being the beginning of Adam Sandler’s descent into horrible acting decisions, I wanted my decision to watch this voluntarily gestate for a while; it was on FX. Second things second: I will being talking now. I am going to
Ben Webster and Greg Dow (McDinkle and Gillman, of the Deadheads) have an incredibly effed up web series coming out. I really wish I could explain what the hell is going on in this promo. But I can’t. I simply…cannot… A P E S # ! T RIGHT?! What I can say is it looks insane and
Let’s face it, “The Marshmen of Mallow“ is a somewhat true tale, am I right? Yes, of course I am. Any drunk, half-asleep, or mildly concussed idiot has passed out in their bowl of cereal. When this happens, you really have only a couple of choices. First choice: die a slow and painful death. Slik da.
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